Contact Information
 
IRC will get you the fastest response, and email will get me very
fast, real mail is sort slow, and calling my cell phone is slowest
because I don't have one, but I do have VoIP service so you could call
me if needed.

Email
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Yay email.  Email is good.  It's even better when there are good
subject lines.  Email me about anything.  I'll get it fast.

(my three initials)@zgib.net
(My name is Richard K Darst)


Internet Relay Chat
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I exist as MrBeige on irc.oftc.net.  I monitor my IRC link basically
anytime I'm near an Internet connection, which is fairly often.  This
is definitely the way to try to contact me for real-time
communication.  However, it isn't a secure medium without additional
precautions, so keep this in mind...

To make it easier for people to talk to me, I did a quick install of a
java IRC client (PJIRC, http://pjirc.com, it's GPL).  If you go
to the link below, it will directly contact me.  I'll probably answer
right away.
IRC me: http://rkd.zgib.net/irc/irc.py.cgi?query=MrBeige

Note that there are many other IRC clients, any will work.  This is
just more convenient for some.


Physical Address and Phone
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Ask me...

I don't have a cell phone, but I do have VoIP service which you can
call me at, and I can call you from.  I can answer or call from either
work or home, so that's basically everywhere important.  If you find a
way to do arbitrary precision arithmetic (this shouldn't be too hard),
you can call me at sqrt(41118317960695782244).  Alternatively, just
ask me for the number.



Bonus Round: Other IM information
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I am blah on AIM, blah@hotmail.com, and blah@gmail.com (for
Google Talk, the preferred method).  Your task is to determine blah.

blah is sqrt(C99B763D3DAAE900)  (but make it all lowercase)

The input is in base 16, and the output should be in base 16 as
well.  It starts with an "e".

If you want, just ask me and I'll tell you.