3132 - Facebook 2

c0239 -- Fri, 2008 Mar 28
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This comic is SO unrealistic.  In reality, they will keep wiretapping
you AND require you to keep the updated profile.

By they way, this isn't why I don't have a Facebook account--- I am
capable of separating what I want people to know from what I don't.

- We, the US Government, are always taking the latest measures to
  protect you from things you irrationally fear.
- Thus, starting immediately, we are phasing out the PATRIOT Act in
  favor of modern technology.
- All citizens will now be required to keep an active and updated
  Facebook profile.