3132 - Christmas Joy

Well, I guess the most important Christmas traditions aren't age-old,
only about as old as the department store.

(by the way, if you don't know me, pretty much anything I say in this
context should be considered satire.)

credits: jrd

- Ah, Christmas time.  There is no better holiday for making comics
  mocking age-old traditions.
- Yes, please do make some of your Christmas comics.
- I need something to give me joy this holiday season.