inspiration: MrObsidian (but he doesn't know that's his name yet)
Purple: MrBeige, we are worried about you. You are about to go to
grad school, but you don't know how to cook.
Green: And ramen noodles don't count.
MrBeige: Don't worry, I have a foolproof plan. I'll go to the store
and buy some stuff.
MrBeige: Then, I'll look at Wikipedia to figure out how to cook it.