You know, this really happens. It happened to me. inspiration: the US Government
Green: I need to see your driver's license before you can enter the
building
Blue: OK, here it is.
Green: Thanks, you can go now.
Blue: I wonder why they check your license but don't check who you
are.
Blue: They don't look you up in any databases or anything
Purple: It shows that you have the American spirit in you.
Purple: Next time, say you have a hummer. That'll get you bonus
points.