(Zealots are discussing linux)
Brown: Ubuntu is so much better than Fedora.
Blue: No way! Installing Fedora is so much easier, and I don't have
to configure as much.
Red: But you have simple needs. Power users need good defaults, long
term stability and ultimate configurability. So I use Debian.
Purple: I use Gentoo, so I get to optimize everything for best
performance.
Green: When my drive broke, I manually repaired the drive with a
binary file editor. Beat that--- or just call me when you need
help.
Beige: It's amazing what happens when people compete and work
together.