See comments tomorrow...
(A T.S.A. Announcement)
Green: Here at the Transportation Security Administration, we are always
looking for ways to improve your safety.
Green: ... in new and innovative ways.
Green: We have partnered to produce these new locks...
Green: Now, we can search your bags and replace the locks.
Green: Once again, your luggage will be secure.
Green: As long as no one knows that the master combination is 1988!