It is this situation where it is unfortunate that the characters are based on real life people. However, I liked this one too much to pass up.
MrBeige: So, I'm trying to debug my thermostat. When I add in
extra...
MrCyan: I'm sorry, MrBeige, "if" you are trying to talk to me. I'm
really busy.
MrBeige: So I guess that is why you gave me that stack of papers to
read.
MrCyan: I suggested the library, too.