This is based on a real conversation, and happened pretty much like you see it here. Isn't that great?
MrBeige: So, MrCyan, should I become nocturnal or switch to a 36 or 48
hour day?
MrBeige: Or, be normal
MrCyan: No, normal isn't an option
MrCyan: That would be like asking for apples from an orange tree.