(Our heroes are cleaning their office)
MrBlank: Hey, look. An old answering machine.
MrBeige: Awesome. Let's play with it.
MrBlank: We should throw it away. It is old and we never use the
phone anyway.
MrBeige: Or, we could act juvenile and set it up with a cute message.
Ring, Ring, Ring. (answering machine): Greetings. You have reached
the theoretical chemistry offices of Cyan, Beige, Blonde, and
Blank, ACS certified Quantum and Statistical Mechanics. We are
meeting with a pair of electrons right now, please leave a
message. Beep.