If you know MrBeige, you know that this is a true story.
MrCyan: MrBeige: Your Daily Texans are a fire hazard MrBeige: No they aren't MrCyan: ONE day you will walk in and they will all be gone MrCyan: If I ever see a roach or a mouse or a ... MrBlank: MrBeige, can I get change for a five? MrBeige: Sure, here you go. (pulls money out of Daily Texan stack) MrCyan: ummmm.... MrBeige: Do NOT throw away my Daily Texans.